As I attempt to spare everyone from baby stuff, I just had to share these books with the world. The Baby, Be Use series by Lisa Brown, teaches baby how to do practical things like banking, fixing cars, making Mimosas and omelette's.
From the McSweeney Store, "Are you a parent? Are you thirsty? Too many of us allow our infant sons and daughters to lay about idly: napping, drinking milk, and sometimes “turning over.” Why not have them mix you a cocktail?" Genius! (via NotCot)