tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32128110.post1236330516988654553..comments2024-03-23T15:55:48.398-07:00Comments on The Broken Plate: Random Poetry Break and Giveaway!Juliethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15487243046830780609noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32128110.post-7894825786217051832008-04-28T07:19:00.000-07:002008-04-28T07:19:00.000-07:00I just wiped Nolan's nose with his shirt before I ...I just wiped Nolan's nose with his shirt before I checked my email...we are sick. =(Juliethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15487243046830780609noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32128110.post-55927591316791044492008-04-27T15:35:00.000-07:002008-04-27T15:35:00.000-07:00i'm sorry i wiped your baby's nosewith his shirt.f...i'm sorry i wiped your baby's nose<BR/>with his shirt.<BR/>forgive me:<BR/>he was full of snot<BR/>and you never provide tissues.<BR/><BR/>(not about nolan, juliet!)carrie murphyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16938326535633694699noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32128110.post-66662913157631998652008-04-25T11:28:00.000-07:002008-04-25T11:28:00.000-07:00I'm sorry I took the rocks from your driveway. But...I'm sorry I took the rocks from your driveway. But they were so smooth and lovely. One has a tiny fossil. How can you appriciate the magic of geologic time when your tires are parked on top of it?Liz Steinerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15630034607986652096noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32128110.post-80524850259164379292008-04-25T10:23:00.000-07:002008-04-25T10:23:00.000-07:00I love it! Now here's how you figure out my degree...I love it! Now here's how you figure out my degree of evil-ness. Which dog drank out of the cup? The one who eats poo or the one who merely licks his own ass. Discuss!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32128110.post-6179612322716659632008-04-25T08:05:00.000-07:002008-04-25T08:05:00.000-07:00Ha! This is to go with Shani O's!This morning, I g...Ha! This is to go with Shani O's!<BR/><BR/>This morning, I gave you your breakfast on a plate that the dog licked clean.<BR/>I'm sorry, but I wanted you to do the dishes last night and I am passive-aggressive.Juliethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15487243046830780609noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32128110.post-27285863696241297662008-04-25T07:57:00.000-07:002008-04-25T07:57:00.000-07:00This morning, I let the dog drink out of your cup....This morning, I let the dog drink out of your cup.<BR/>I'm sorry, but you were being mean<BR/>and I am passive-aggressive.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32128110.post-70682492657618457222008-04-23T14:24:00.000-07:002008-04-23T14:24:00.000-07:00i had wanted to be your favorite teacher until you...i had wanted to be your favorite teacher until you started to talk about tanning booth and prom dresses <BR/>i want to give you the most dissapointment of the year award <BR/>and tell you that yes, teachers do talk about their students at lunch just their students doJenny Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08770705186115518012noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32128110.post-5621675108411334862008-04-22T11:47:00.000-07:002008-04-22T11:47:00.000-07:00This is SO fun!This is SO fun!JessCBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09245583421405576598noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32128110.post-6146052568420550722008-04-22T11:46:00.001-07:002008-04-22T11:46:00.001-07:00You pay me $15 an hour,meager, yes.And although yo...You pay me $15 an hour,<BR/>meager, yes.<BR/>And although you think I'm hard at work,<BR/>I'm really killing time on Myspace, FaceBook and Blogger.<BR/>What you don't know you're paying for won't hurt you, right?JessCBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09245583421405576598noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32128110.post-68218651774104217472008-04-22T11:46:00.000-07:002008-04-22T11:46:00.000-07:00I have the best readers ever!I have the best readers ever!Juliethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15487243046830780609noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32128110.post-29515921817632788472008-04-22T11:42:00.000-07:002008-04-22T11:42:00.000-07:00Your cart was so full, and I, with nothing but a m...Your cart was so full, <BR/>and I, <BR/>with nothing but a musty old scarf,<BR/>was at once mesmerized by the awesome, vintage velvet plum colored blazer <BR/>sitting right on top,<BR/>quivering with anticipation<BR/>To be plucked<BR/><BR/>I'm sorry, it's mine now.<BR/>ok, not really <BR/>but it would have made you look fat anyway.JessCBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09245583421405576598noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32128110.post-72749544981754681062008-04-22T09:31:00.000-07:002008-04-22T09:31:00.000-07:00I wasn't attentive when you were on your deathbed....I wasn't attentive when you were on your deathbed. You never tried to hide that I wasn't your favorite. <BR/><BR/>What you valued in her was a facade. They said if you knew it would hurt you. <BR/><BR/>You thought I was spoiled, but she would have gotten the same freedom and privledges if she hadn't already destroyed people's trust. <BR/><BR/>If you are in your heaven now maybe you know the truth, but I bet you still like her better than me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32128110.post-7322049321476969142008-04-22T09:19:00.000-07:002008-04-22T09:19:00.000-07:00Ooo... we can leave more than one, eh? Hmmm....~~...Ooo... we can leave more than one, eh? Hmmm....<BR/><BR/>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR/><BR/>I whizzed past you on the right, then squeezed in front. Forgive me: you were driving 40 in a 45, oblivious, and I am in a hurry.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32128110.post-72683147974616646762008-04-22T09:01:00.000-07:002008-04-22T09:01:00.000-07:00OH my gosh! You guys are the BEST! I think I want ...OH my gosh! You guys are the BEST! I think I want to start a whole new "This is Just to Say" Blog!!<BR/><BR/>Keep um coming!!!Juliethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15487243046830780609noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32128110.post-67712397705729453572008-04-22T08:47:00.000-07:002008-04-22T08:47:00.000-07:00Oh, just in case you're worried... It's OK, he's n...Oh, just in case you're worried... It's OK, he's not allergic, just grossed out.Sweet Pepitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13466622777835773888noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32128110.post-73099460500721917482008-04-22T08:46:00.000-07:002008-04-22T08:46:00.000-07:00You unknowingly eat eggs and I keep my mouth shut ...You unknowingly eat eggs and I keep my mouth shut morning after morning, <BR/>swallowing what I know to be true.<BR/>This breakfast is a treat and I can't stand to see you pout<BR/>consumed with muffin envy.Sweet Pepitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13466622777835773888noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32128110.post-31857272647704833812008-04-22T07:13:00.000-07:002008-04-22T07:13:00.000-07:00shani o's poem is going to be hard to top, I think...shani o's poem is going to be hard to top, I think! :)<BR/>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR/><BR/>I have taken your photo (but not your soul) while you were sleeping, ignoring your usual objections and aversion to the lens. Forgive me: you were luminous, so peaceful and sighing so sweetly.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32128110.post-80696611827374611502008-04-22T05:22:00.000-07:002008-04-22T05:22:00.000-07:00While you thought I was ill,I was really in the ba...While you thought I was ill,<BR/>I was really in the bathroom reading.<BR/>I am sorry I tricked you into watching the baby.<BR/>The book was too good and I have so little time.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com